Hey, I'm Carlos. This is my tumblr and I blog about music, musicians and witty, funny stuff.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: arcade-ninja)
marry me?
she’s already married, bro.
(Source: ptrparker)
(Source: forever90s)
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
(Source: malfoysexslave)
“Banner Horses (Guns & Horses/Banner mashup)” - Lights / Ellie Goulding
WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”
could be either one
There are two identical-looking people sleeping on the subway
Are you trying to say black people look the same!?
(Source: ryulongd)
I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
I lost it at “bitch mittens”
PAHAHAHA this is too hilarious to not reblog
(Source: illmaticsom)
The Great
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn)
